2025-13: Everyone’s a Critic.

As I mentioned in a recent Blog (2025-11: Writing Tips from a Hairy Man) over the years I’ve recorded quite a few videos for schools, organisations, festivals, conferences and individuals.

In these videos I’ve covered topics such as: my writing career, the writing process and various aspects of particular books of mine. I’ve also responded to specific questions sent by teachers and students.

Rather than have all these videos just sit around on my computer, I decided to share some of the ‘better ones’ (very subjective description). The first couple were posted on that previous Blog.

But wait, there’s MORE!

Below is a video that I recorded for a conference. It contains a reading from the second Ishmael book Ishmael and the Return of the Dugongs.

(And just a TIMELY REMINDER – All the three Ishmael books have been recently reprinted so why not update all your old editions or grab the sequels while stocks last – if you’ve been foolish enough not to have read them yet. They’re AUSTRALIAN CLASSICS and they have STICKERS!)

In the scene I read the character of Orazio (Razz) Zorzotto has written a love sonnet that he wants Ishmael to use to win over the girl-of-Ishmael’s-dreams, Kelly Faulkner.

Sadly, when Razz reads his ‘wicked’ poem to Ishmael and the rest of the debating team – James Scobie, Ignatius Prindabel and Bill Kingsley – he doesn’t quite get the reaction that he expects, especially from Ignatius Prindabel.

I feel Razz’s pain! But as any author will attest, you can’t please all the people all the time.

Razz would probably do well to take on board the advice in the following quote. It’s attributed to John Steinbeck.

Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard.

Cheers
Michael

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2025-12: Normal Transmission Resumed.

I’m back!

For the past month or so my wife Adriana and I have been on a fantastic holiday in the UK.

As well as a couple of relaxing weeks staying with my sister and brother-in-law in beautiful Twickenham London and catching up there with our English nephews and their gorgeous families, we also spent a fortnight driving over 1400 miles around England, Scotland and Wales.

Along the way we visited many lovely towns and villages, as well as cathedrals, castles, landmarks, monuments etc and of course I took hundreds and hundreds of photos.

And here they all are!

No, I wouldn’t do that to you. You’ve suffered enough just reading my previous blogs.

But what I thought I would do is post some highlights of the trip that have some connection to WORDS, WRITERS & STORIES of various kinds.

Such as …

EEL PIE ISLAND MUSEUM:

Eel Pie Island is a small island nestled in the Thames near Twickenham not far from where we were staying with my sister in London.

The island gained fame in the 1960s as a legendary music venue. Many famous bands, singers and musicians played there often before they hit the big time. They included the Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton, John Mayall, Rod Stewart, David Bowie, Deep Purple, The Yardbirds, Manfred Mann, The Kinks and Cream.

We visited the Eel Pie Museum in Twickenham which tells the story of the Island and contains plenty of interesting memorabilia.

WILLIAM WORDSWORTH:

We visited the Wordsworth Museum in Grasmere in the Lake District and had a look through Dove Cottage which is where Wordsworth lived and wrote most of his greatest poems.

I studied Wordsworth and the other Romantic Poets at Uni but I gained a new respect for, and interest in the man here.

THE BEATLES:

We had a couple of days in Liverpool, one of which coincided with the massive street parade for the all conquering Liverpool Football team. Of course for a Beatles tragic like me it was mainly a chance to visit all things Fab Four.

Those four faces will be forever branded into my heart and soul. As I’ve said before I think the world was a better place when they were around. Their music and words and ideas made it better. They will always have god-like status for me.

I really like this quote from Kurt Vonnegut, another of my favourite writers:

I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, ‘The Beatles did’.

HAY-ON-WYE LITERARY FESTIVAL:

The lovely Welsh market town of Hay-On-Wye is known as the “town of books” having well over twenty bookshops. It is the National Book Town of Wales.

Our trip just happened to coincide with part of their book festival which was described by Bill Clinton in 2001 as “The Woodstock of the mind”. It is the largest literary festival in the UK and it attracts 300,000 plus visitors over 11 days and features a wide range of events with renowned writers, musicians, comedians, and poets. 

We dropped in on two slightly wet and very windy days and saw sessions featuring Stephen Fry, Michael Pedersen, Kathy Lette, Ruby Wax, Susie Dent, Julian Clary and Mark Haddon. All of which were great.

DON’T CALL ME ISHMAEL:

The Ishmael trilogy was published in the UK a number of years back now and although I sadly didn’t find any second-hand copies in any of the bookshops I explored in Hay-on-Wye, we were able to make a very fortuitous Ishmael connection in Scotland.

The planets lined up for us in terms of time and place and we had the chance to catch up with the lovely and very talented Michael Mandalios at our hotel in Glasgow.

Michael had the role of Ignatius Prindabel in Underground Broadway’s musical version of DCM Ishmael. It played to a packed and enthusiastic audience at the Schonell Theater in Brisbane in 2018.

It was wonderful to get the chance to catch up with Michael over a coffee and hear about his life in Glasgow.

WELCOME TO WREXHAM:

I’m a big fan of the multi Emmy award winning documentary series Welcome to Wrexham. Now in its fourth season, it follows the purchase of Wrexham Football Club by Hollywood actors Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenny and their quest to get the team to win promotion to the higher leagues.

So far they have been promoted on each of three consecutive years – a feat never achieved before. It’s a moving, funny, fascinating and inspirational series even if you’re not a soccer fan,

So of course when I saw that our road trip was passing close by to the town of Wrexham, there just had to be a slight detour.

Here are some photos for Welcome to Wrexham fans like me. You’re welcome!

TED LASSO:

From one TV series about a real football team to another TV series about a fictional one – Ted Lasso and AFC Richmond.

Various scenes in Ted Lasso are filmed at locations in Richmond and around Richmond Green. As we were staying at nearby Twickenham it was a short and enjoyable trip to check them out.

Here are some photos for Ted Lasso fans like me. Believe!

THE FIFTH STEP:

In our last week in London we had tickets to a play at Soho Theatre called The Fifth Step starring Martin Freeman (The Office, Lord of the Rings etc etc etc) and Jack Lowden (probably best known for playing the character River alongside Gary Oldman in the fabulous TV series Slow Horses).

It was a brilliant five star production. Funny, poignant and dramatic. And our seats were so close at times we could have reached out and touched the actors.

But obviously, that is frowned upon.

We know that now.

ALEXANDER POPE:

Another literary connection on our trip is with the poet and satirist Alexander Pope. He lived and died in Twickenham which is where we stayed in London and his presence is still felt there in various locations and in street/pub names – and on benches.

PRIDE & PREJUDICE:

We also visited and had a look through the magnificent Chatsworth House in Derbyshire which was the location for Pemberley in the film of Pride and Prejudice (2005), starring Keira Knightley and Matthew Macfayden. It is thought Jane Austen wrote some of P & P in nearby Bakewell which we also visited.

CHAINED LIBRARY:

At Hereford Cathedral we viewed the Chained Library.

The library’s earliest and most important book is the 8th-century Hereford Gospels; it is one of 229 medieval manuscripts which now occupy two bays of the Chained Library.

The chaining of books was the most widespread and effective security system in European libraries from the Middle Ages to the 18th century, and Hereford Cathedral’s 17th-century Chained Library is the largest to survive with all its chains, rods and locks intact.

A chain is attached at one end to the front cover of each book; the other end is slotted on to a rod running along the bottom of each shelf. The system allows a book to be taken from the shelf and read at the desk, but not to be removed from the bookcase.

The whole library can now be seen in its original arrangement as it was from 1611 to 1841.

And thus endeth the WORDS, WRITERS & STORIES aspect of our UK adventure.

Cheers
Michael

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2025-11: Writing Tips from a Hairy Man.

Over the years I’ve been asked to record quite a few videos for schools, organisations, festivals, conferences and individuals where I’ve talked about various things such as: my writing career, the writing process in general, particular books of mine or I’ve responded to specific questions.

I recently went through these videos and decided that rather than having them all just sit on my computer gathering virtual dust, I would share some of the ‘better ones’ (very subjective description) on these blogs.

It’s all in my mind!

The first video below was filmed during a long Covid lockdown in Melbourne and as a result I’m looking a little hairier than normal.

In it a give some WRITING TIPS.

Follow them at your peril!

WRITING TIPS

In the second video I answer FIVE QUESTIONS.

They are:

  1. How long does it take me to write a story?
  2. What was my favourite book as a kid?
  3. If I could spend the day in a book/story which one would it be?
  4. If I had $10 million what would I spend it on?
  5. What advice would I give to someone who wanted to be a writer?
FIVE QUESTIONS ANSWERED

In following blogs I’ll post other videos where I read from and discuss particular books including some of these:

Cheers
Michael

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2025-10: The return, of the return, of the RETURN of the DUGONGS!

Back in 2024 I received the happy news that the sequels to Don’t Call Me Ishmael were going to be reprinted.

I was really glad to hear this because although the first book in the series has always been available (now up to its 27th reprint and still being used in schools here and in Germany) the two sequels have only had a few reprints each and haven’t been in stock for quite a long time.

Recently I received my copies of the new editions of both sequels. They look terrific and will be in stores and online from MAY.

I’m very proud of Don’t Call Me Ishmael. It has been published in seven overseas countries and is by far my biggest selling book.

But as I have said before, I personally think both the sequels are better because they delve deeper into the characters and themes like the power of words and the importance of friendship. They also contain many of my favourite moments – both funny and moving. And I’m really proud of the way the Ishmael’s story ends. I like to think that I sent him and the series off in the way they both deserved.

So what’s Ishmael and the Return of the Dugongs about?

The three Australian editions of Ishmael and the Return of the Dugongs.

THE RETURN OF THE DUGONGS follows Ishmael Leseur, Orazio (Razz) Zorzotto, James Scobie, Ignatius Prindabel and Bill Kingsley though YEAR TEN at St Daniel’s Boys College.

And what a crazy year it is. Here’s just a taste:

~ At a party Ishmael discovers that the love-of-his-life Kelly Faulkner already has a boyfriend, a Brad Pitt look-alike called … Brad. And he just happens to be perfect. To make matters worse Ishmael then suffers a devastating and humiliating experience in the pool. Almost as bad as being discovered taking a peek into Kelly’s personal diary.

~ Back at school (much to Ignatius Prindabel’s horror) Miss Tarango is teaching the boys Love Poetry – and love is definitely in the air. Ishmael, Razz and their homeroom teacher Mr Guthrie all fall victim to the ‘allure of l’amour’. And even James Scobie, the school’s best orator and future dux, meets someone who ‘turns his brain to mush’.

~ A second debating season starts for the boys but things don’t go well. Due to an ongoing feud over a poetry critique, Razz and Ignatius are more concerned about scoring points off each other than debating the opposition. A recipe for debating disaster.

~ Meanwhile Ishmael continues to be harassed by Barry Bagsley and friends until a stray comment leads to his face having a very close encounter with a ‘big pink comet’ in the form of Barry’s fist. But what has sparked Barry’s anger and what will Ishmael do when he finds out?

~ Back at home, Ishmael’s dad’s cult band The Dugongs is planning a one-night-only reunion 20 years after the tragic death of their original drummer caused them to break-up. But disaster strikes TWICE and the reunion is thrown into total jeopardy. What is needed is an unexpected hero (and secret Dugong’s fanatic) to step in and save the day. Maybe even two.

~ And of course despite the hopelessness of the quest, Razz has a ‘wicked plan’ for Ishmael to win Kelly’s heart – with love poetry! But is poetry that powerful? Could Razz’s own subtle poem Hot or What? really do the job? And could Prindabel’s mathematics-inspired love sonnet One Plus One help put an end to his bitter feud with Orazio? Is it just possible that Ishmael will find the words that match his feelings for Kelly Faulkner?

All these questions and more will be answered on one chaotic and tumultuous night – the night that the Dugongs finally return.

German, Italian, Italian, UK and French DUGONGS.

If you want to learn more about the writing and background to THE RETURN OF THE DUGONGS you can check out these previous BLOGS.

2024 Week 47: The return of the Return of the Dugongs. – how the original Australian cover of DUGONGS was created by my son Joe.

blog 91: In which I travel to the Nation’s Capital to be there when the Dugongs returned. – a trip to Canberra to watch a school theatre production of The Return of the Dugongs.

blog 40: In which I reveal further shocking secrets from the Ishmael Trilogy! – Ten things you might not know about the story.

A brief musical (?) interlude – Video from the Dugong’s concert in Munich Germany 2010.

Until I return,

Cheers
Michael

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