blog 56: In which I cover a lot of things quickly but not well.

Well I’ve come to the end of ten straight weeks packed full of school visits and author events, all of which involved on my rough reckoning – 24 Schools, 3 Festivals, 4 States, 9 Cities and 13 plane trips. And I feel surprisingly good!

Of course I can no longer talk, and I have nightmares about forgetting a line in the Pre-flight Safety Demonstration, and my wife has trouble remembering my name, but apart from that …

Here’s just a short sample of some of the things from the past two months.

Mainly I did a lot of talking about my books (accompanied by excellent hand gestures!) …

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… to some BIG audiences …

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I signed lots of books (a few of them were ones I’d actually written!) … 

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Spent a lot of time driving to schools (and getting arrested taking photos of myself whilst in charge of a vehicle) …

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Met plenty of fabulous and unique teachers …

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… along with wonderful librarians who made fantastic displays for my visit.

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Had a short story involving the ISHMAEL characters published in a German Anthology by Carl Hanser …

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Was assaulted by a Samurai in Toowoomba …

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Went to the Melbourne Writers Festival and shared a great session in The Edge with the lovely Jacqueline Harvey (Alice-Miranda) (That’s the lovely me on the left!) …

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Saw some EPIC stacks of ERIC VALES. (Although they might have been less epic if people were actually buying them …)

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Visited Healesville Wildlife Park outside Melbourne where my daughter Meg and I were attacked by the second biggest parrot I’d ever seen …

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… and I attempted to stroke this echidna in the wrong direction and had to have it surgically removed from my hand!

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I presented sessions at the Brisbane Writers Festival and met plenty of very bookish people …

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… and caught up with some lovely writerly friends … (Top to bottom/Left to right: James Phelan; Oliver Phommavanh; Simon Higgins; Brian Falkner; Sheryl Gwyther; Narelle Oliver.)

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And while at the BWF, Eric had an EPIC WIN one day at the Bookshop.

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Spent a week’s residency in tropical Cairns at St Augustine’s College where I passed out one day from the heat and took this photo as soon as I regained consciousness …

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Visited Gippsland Grammar in Sale Victoria and got to stay in a renovated stables. It was fantastic but the cows were a bit noisy and smelly – and they kept stealing the sheets!

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Visited the Great Wall of Eric at Padua Jnr College in Brisbane. Awesome work Grade 5!

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Had the great pleasure of launching Samatha Wheeler’s first book Smooch and Rose (UQP Press) at Riverbend books …

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Visited 5 great schools in and around beautiful Hobart …
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… and saw the Tall Ships in the Harbour (and some cute height-challenged ones as well).

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And while in Tassie my daughter Meg and I took the ferry to fabulous MONA (The Museum of Old and New Art) …

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… where we saw many wondrous and amazing things including this Fat Car …

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That’s just the tip of the ice-cube as they say, but hopefully it gives you some idea of what I’ve been up to.  A big thanks to the many students, teachers, librarians, readers and book people in general who have made the last two months so enjoyable for me.

For the rest of the year I have only a half a dozen local school visits,  so the focus from here on in will  definitely be on writing and editing.

Cheers
Michael

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blog 55: In which I have a Close Encounter of the Canine kind.

What Rough Beast Is This?

Yesterday morning.

Ard and I are collecting money in our street for a very good cause.

We enter a yard, climb the steps to the front door and knock.

A slow, ominous, ten-testicle-deep howling, moaning bark fills the air and reverberates through our chests. 

We turn around.

At the bottom of the steps, blocking the path to the front gate is a beast with the face of a gargoyle and large enough to ride into battle. Someone has obviously bred Cujo with one of the Hounds of the Baskervilles and thrown in one of those Wargs from The Hobbit just for fun.

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Ard and I freeze and whisper in unison, “Oh dear god, please let someone be home.”

From the bottom of the steps, the slow, booming bark continues unbroken like a death knell.

The door stays closed.

There’s no one home.

Ard and I seriously consider the option of spending the rest of our lives on the landing. It’s very appealing but eventually we bite the bullet and decide to creep down the steps.

I volunteer to go first. Ard lets me. (The swine!)

We both edge past Cujo the devil-dog. He has serial killer eyes.

Ard talks to him the whole time in a high pitched sing-song voice as if he’s a cute dribbling toddler and not the slobbering blood-thirsty mass murderer he truly is.

“Hey there boy. How you going? Awwwww what’s the matter. It’s all right. No need to worry. We won’t hurt you. There’s a good boy. Please don’t mutilate us.”

The hound from hell lets us pass but follows close behind. I can feel his breath on my legs. He’s booming out his disapproval and making sure I’m fully aware that at any second, if he so desired, he could remove one of my limbs. Possibly more. A large section of my torso could also be up for grabs.

Ard and I make it to the gate. We open it, shuffle through and close it behind us.

And breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeathe out.

We are collecting for the Heart Foundation.

Which is just as well, because my own heart has taken up permanent residence in my mouth.

And I’m pretty sure it’s just stopped beating.

Cheers
Michael

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blog 54 (Where are you?): In which ERIC VALE OFF THE RAILS has an Epic Win and Joe and I make a video.

Recently ERIC VALE OFF THE RAILS was selected by the GET READING organisation as one of their 50 Books You Can’t Put Down for 2013.

GO ERIC!

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And here is a very short video Joe and I put together about the making of the book: VIDEO.

And just because I like it, here’s the link again to Joe’s ERIC VALE EPIC FAIL TRAILER.

And just for your entertainment here’s Joe as his character FEX from the six part comedy TV series THE VOID explaining a basic special effect. CLICK HERE!

Now I’m off to do my last session at the BRISBANE WRITERS FESTIVAL. I’ve had a great few days there.

Cheers
Michael

PS: If you want to see more of THE VOID and all the rest of Joe’s amazing film making projects with partner Rita, visit the ARTSPEAR ENTERTAINMENT webpage. (Parental Guidance Recommended)

 

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Melbourne Writers Festival 2013

I’m flying to Melbourne tomorrow to take part in the Melbourne Writers festival.

At the MWF I’ll be mainly talking about the ERIC VALE series. I have sessions on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday in the Schools Program. Two sessions are sold out but the other two have tickets still available if you want to come along.

You can check out my session details HERE.

Hopefully I’ll do a blog about my time at the MWF and also my recent visits to many wonderful schools such as Casey Grammar (below) soon.

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Cheers
Michael

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