GUEST BLOG: In which Children’s Author and Surf Journalist DC Green drops in for a visit.

I have Guest Blogger!

I am officially Stop Nine in DC Green’s MONSTER BLOG TOUR!

I’ve never had a guest before so I’m just going to throw all my rubbish under the bed, put some pants, on, splash myself with aftershave and hope he doesn’t notice.

WELCOME DC GREEN!

As his bio explains Surf Journalist DC Green has won multiple big awards, had thousands of articles published in over 40 countries and roamed the world’s greatest surf spots with the likes of 11 time world champion, Kelly Slater.”

(Gee I had no idea that DC and I had sooooooooo much in common. I went to the beach once and got hit in the head with a surfboard!)

But there’s more! : “As a children’s author DC Green has won two very small awards, had six children’s novels published in one country and Kelly Slater no longer returns his calls. DC doesn’t mind.”

And why should he? He’s having way too much fun motivating reluctant readers, creating wild and funny stories and delighting kids with his shows all around Australia.

DC Green does a dramatic reading for the students of Macksville Primary School.

I’ve only  started reading DC’s latest book MONSTER SCHOOL (Book I in the City of Monsters trilogy) and already I’m up to my neck in amazing monsters, mayhem and grisly fun! Featuring suitably monstrous artwork by Danny Willis, MONSTER SCHOOL published by Ford Street is for kids aged 10+ and I’m pretty sure they’ll love it. But don’t just take my word for it. Check out this REVIEW.

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And just in case you think DC and I might be the same person and I’m just promoting myself under a different name, here we are in the same place (my kitchen!) at the same time with fellow author Sheryl Gwyther (Secrets of Eromanga). Which of course also proves that Sheryl isn’t me either!

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So hold on the pants folks, DC is going to take us on a monstrous journey back to how it all began to explain just how he tried to create the perfect start to his children’s novel – more than once!

Beginning Monster School by DC Green

Rome wasn’t written about in a day.

The hardest part about writing Monster School was figuring out where to commence my story. I wanted to have the best possible start to my new novel, not least because I’d heard many publishers reject the majority of manuscripts they receive from hopeful authors without even progressing to the second page. So I knew my first page needed to perform multiple tasks simultaneously, while also being utterly blemish-free and creating a powerful urge to turn to page two.

The simplest option would have been to begin with a massive info-dump before starting the actual story. With such a prologue, I could easily have explained the history, geography and socio-monstrous spread of my city of four million monsters. But I abhorred that easy option because it was obvious, dull and lacked a personal hook to entice readers to continue. I also feared such a deluge of information could easily overwhelm or confuse my younger readers, and hence, cause them to stop reading. Instead, I brainstormed several possible non-dump story starts and settled with the literally most explosive…

In the crowded Market Square, a cyborg assassin fires his explosive arm at the distant human royals. The royal balcony explodes. Mummy police dive on the assassin, arresting him. Only then do we learn the murdered royals were robotic substitutes; the flesh and blood originals being far too valuable and vulnerable to risk appearing in public.

I liked this start for a number of reasons: it was action-packed and in media res, showed a range of interesting monsters and underlined the constant threat level to the tiny human population of MonstroCity.

But still I scrapped it.

Why? This beginning featured monsters that would never be seen again; so I still needed to introduce my major characters. Worse, an assassination attempt didn’t tie in to the end of the story or to my major themes. Back to the drawing board!

After numerous rewrites, grumblings and scrappings, I finally began my story with the following three paragraphs:

My name is Thomas Regus. I’m a prisoner in two castles.

One was built by giant ants; one constructed of lies.

I had to escape both.

I liked this opening the best so far. Yet to proceed further, these lines had to withstand a bombardment of essential introduction questions. Did this beginning provide a strong hook to entice readers to read on? Did we meet the major character and learn of his goal(s)? Was potential conflict established? Did the opening summarise the greater story in microcosm? Did it raise questions in the readers’ minds? (Two castles? Huh??)

All the answers seemed to be ‘Yes!’

Thus, via his thoughts, we meet the lonely human teen, Prince Thomas. My plan was to steadily expand the story from the prince’s mind to his immediate surroundings and gradually into the greater world of MonstroCity beyond his protective ant-built walls. By proceeding at such a slow but steady pace, I hoped to allow time for readers to digest the complexities of MonstroCity in easily-digestible chunks while meeting each of the amazing characters, one by one. So, in the explosive seventh paragraph, with a mighty ‘THOOOOM!’, Thomas’s ogre bodyguard Erica crashes into his story. (An ogre bodyguard? Huh??)

Erica is my second favourite monster. I usually don’t enjoy slowing my narrative to describe characters (though such descriptions are, of course, vital). But I find detailing monsters to be almost as much fun as writing action or humour. I also believe every description should have at least a little ‘wow’ factor – and raise more questions. Thus, to paragraph ten (easily the longest so far):

My ogre loomed three metres tall, her body covered in chain mail, her noggin rounder than Lord Boron’s belly, her eyes suspicious slits. On her hips, swords, knives and ancient guns jiggled and clanked. In her massive right hand, she clutched her trusty crossbow. In her left, she balanced two uneven plates of steaming food.

Two paragraphs later, Thomas attacks Erica. I consider action the life-blood of children’s stories and hoped my readers would be wondering, ‘Whoa! Is this fight serious or playful? Is this the first step to Thomas escaping his first castle?’

From that point, I enlarged the scope of the story, bringing in information only where needed, while constantly ramping up the stakes and conflict levels. Towards the end of the first chapter, readers vividly learn why Thomas requires such a powerful bodyguard. He is attacked through his bathroom mirror by a hideous and deadly monster that I will leave a mystery for now!

By the time I’d finished the final draft of my first chapter, there were dozens of bloodied and inadequate drafts crammed into my computer’s trash can. All the while I wondered: would my fussy editing and rewriting pay off? It certainly seemed to when my (then unpublished) manuscript won first place in the Adult Category of the Writing Classes for Kids and Adults Fantasy Writing Competition and placed runner-up in the 8th Kathleen Julia Bates Memorial Writing Competition. Then the wonderful Paul Collins of Ford Street Publishing accepted not only Monster School for publication but also the next two books in my trilogy, City of Monsters.

Happy rewriting!

You can find out much more about DC GREEN and order books via these links:

Ford Street Publishing (for MonsterSchool orders): http://www.fordstreetpublishing.com
Amazon.com (for a kindle Monsters): http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FDKBTVQ
DC’s blog, with all the latest blog tour updates: http://dcgreenyarns.blogspot.com.au/
DC at Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4527538.D_C_Green
DC’s facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/DCGreenAuthor

Thanks for dropping by DC!

Cheers
Michael

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blog 56: In which I cover a lot of things quickly but not well.

Well I’ve come to the end of ten straight weeks packed full of school visits and author events, all of which involved on my rough reckoning – 24 Schools, 3 Festivals, 4 States, 9 Cities and 13 plane trips. And I feel surprisingly good!

Of course I can no longer talk, and I have nightmares about forgetting a line in the Pre-flight Safety Demonstration, and my wife has trouble remembering my name, but apart from that …

Here’s just a short sample of some of the things from the past two months.

Mainly I did a lot of talking about my books (accompanied by excellent hand gestures!) …

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… to some BIG audiences …

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I signed lots of books (a few of them were ones I’d actually written!) … 

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Spent a lot of time driving to schools (and getting arrested taking photos of myself whilst in charge of a vehicle) …

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Met plenty of fabulous and unique teachers …

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… along with wonderful librarians who made fantastic displays for my visit.

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Had a short story involving the ISHMAEL characters published in a German Anthology by Carl Hanser …

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Was assaulted by a Samurai in Toowoomba …

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Went to the Melbourne Writers Festival and shared a great session in The Edge with the lovely Jacqueline Harvey (Alice-Miranda) (That’s the lovely me on the left!) …

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Saw some EPIC stacks of ERIC VALES. (Although they might have been less epic if people were actually buying them …)

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Visited Healesville Wildlife Park outside Melbourne where my daughter Meg and I were attacked by the second biggest parrot I’d ever seen …

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… and I attempted to stroke this echidna in the wrong direction and had to have it surgically removed from my hand!

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I presented sessions at the Brisbane Writers Festival and met plenty of very bookish people …

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… and caught up with some lovely writerly friends … (Top to bottom/Left to right: James Phelan; Oliver Phommavanh; Simon Higgins; Brian Falkner; Sheryl Gwyther; Narelle Oliver.)

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And while at the BWF, Eric had an EPIC WIN one day at the Bookshop.

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Spent a week’s residency in tropical Cairns at St Augustine’s College where I passed out one day from the heat and took this photo as soon as I regained consciousness …

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Visited Gippsland Grammar in Sale Victoria and got to stay in a renovated stables. It was fantastic but the cows were a bit noisy and smelly – and they kept stealing the sheets!

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Visited the Great Wall of Eric at Padua Jnr College in Brisbane. Awesome work Grade 5!

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Had the great pleasure of launching Samatha Wheeler’s first book Smooch and Rose (UQP Press) at Riverbend books …

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Visited 5 great schools in and around beautiful Hobart …
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… and saw the Tall Ships in the Harbour (and some cute height-challenged ones as well).

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And while in Tassie my daughter Meg and I took the ferry to fabulous MONA (The Museum of Old and New Art) …

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… where we saw many wondrous and amazing things including this Fat Car …

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That’s just the tip of the ice-cube as they say, but hopefully it gives you some idea of what I’ve been up to.  A big thanks to the many students, teachers, librarians, readers and book people in general who have made the last two months so enjoyable for me.

For the rest of the year I have only a half a dozen local school visits,  so the focus from here on in will  definitely be on writing and editing.

Cheers
Michael

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blog 55: In which I have a Close Encounter of the Canine kind.

What Rough Beast Is This?

Yesterday morning.

Ard and I are collecting money in our street for a very good cause.

We enter a yard, climb the steps to the front door and knock.

A slow, ominous, ten-testicle-deep howling, moaning bark fills the air and reverberates through our chests. 

We turn around.

At the bottom of the steps, blocking the path to the front gate is a beast with the face of a gargoyle and large enough to ride into battle. Someone has obviously bred Cujo with one of the Hounds of the Baskervilles and thrown in one of those Wargs from The Hobbit just for fun.

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Ard and I freeze and whisper in unison, “Oh dear god, please let someone be home.”

From the bottom of the steps, the slow, booming bark continues unbroken like a death knell.

The door stays closed.

There’s no one home.

Ard and I seriously consider the option of spending the rest of our lives on the landing. It’s very appealing but eventually we bite the bullet and decide to creep down the steps.

I volunteer to go first. Ard lets me. (The swine!)

We both edge past Cujo the devil-dog. He has serial killer eyes.

Ard talks to him the whole time in a high pitched sing-song voice as if he’s a cute dribbling toddler and not the slobbering blood-thirsty mass murderer he truly is.

“Hey there boy. How you going? Awwwww what’s the matter. It’s all right. No need to worry. We won’t hurt you. There’s a good boy. Please don’t mutilate us.”

The hound from hell lets us pass but follows close behind. I can feel his breath on my legs. He’s booming out his disapproval and making sure I’m fully aware that at any second, if he so desired, he could remove one of my limbs. Possibly more. A large section of my torso could also be up for grabs.

Ard and I make it to the gate. We open it, shuffle through and close it behind us.

And breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeathe out.

We are collecting for the Heart Foundation.

Which is just as well, because my own heart has taken up permanent residence in my mouth.

And I’m pretty sure it’s just stopped beating.

Cheers
Michael

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blog 54 (Where are you?): In which ERIC VALE OFF THE RAILS has an Epic Win and Joe and I make a video.

Recently ERIC VALE OFF THE RAILS was selected by the GET READING organisation as one of their 50 Books You Can’t Put Down for 2013.

GO ERIC!

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And here is a very short video Joe and I put together about the making of the book: VIDEO.

And just because I like it, here’s the link again to Joe’s ERIC VALE EPIC FAIL TRAILER.

And just for your entertainment here’s Joe as his character FEX from the six part comedy TV series THE VOID explaining a basic special effect. CLICK HERE!

Now I’m off to do my last session at the BRISBANE WRITERS FESTIVAL. I’ve had a great few days there.

Cheers
Michael

PS: If you want to see more of THE VOID and all the rest of Joe’s amazing film making projects with partner Rita, visit the ARTSPEAR ENTERTAINMENT webpage. (Parental Guidance Recommended)

 

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