In response to a ground swell of public opinion today I’m going to start the blog with the REGULAR FEATURES.
So first up it’s the QLD SPORTING TEAM CITYCAT OF THE DAY.
And as a special treat we have TWO for the price of one!
Next we have the crowd favourite, the HOTEL FEATURE OF THE DAY for Wednesday Oct 28th and it’s …
the SUITCASE STORAGE BENCH WITH BONUS HIDDEN STORAGE DRAW UNDERNEATH!
And now a real treat for all you BASKETBALL FANS.
Yes that’s right. In order to stop Ard going completely insane I have used my natural creativity and my MacGuyver-like skills and fashioned an incredibly detailed and realistic minature basketball and basketball hoop out of raw materials that I found lying around the hotel room!
I can almost hear the gasps of amazement from here but I assure you I’m telling the truth.
Once I had everything in place I let Ard out of the bathroom and she immediately displayed her mad and silky skills drawing comparisons to the great Lauren Jackson.
“Ard, compared to the great Lauren Jackson you really suck.”
Eventually I had to ban Ard from playing altogether for constantly hanging off the basket despite repeated warnings. (It’s a very dangerous practice especially when everything’s made of paper.)
And speaking of SILKY SKILLS …
(Dessert below is from yesterday’s menu.}